My name, is OBVIOUSLY NOT Myrella, but because I don't want any creepy stalkers harassing me, then it will be. From this day foward ! (only on the blogspot) It shall be known that I am PrincessMyrella!
I was watching the MTV awards last night when I suddenly decided that I needed to do something with my pathetic life. Honestly, I don't know about you, but summer vacation (for me) started about a week ago...and so far, I've only done three things 1.) sleep 2.) eat 3.) (oh yeah, my favorite) watch tv
So now, Blogspot shall keep me entertained until I decide to go back into hiding.
Anyways.......I was watching some episode of PLL (for those of you who don't know, it's Pretty Little Liars) when that girl's mother (I think it was Aria's mom...) discovers that her husband had cheated on her over a year ago ! (GASP, like none of us didn't know that A was going to tell her) when I realized that my family is just as dramatic as PLL. Well actually it's basically as dramatic as any soap opera.... So I'll do my best to describe my life as if it were a tv series... called .. " My Dramatic Life "
The Cast of my Dramatic Life .........
1.) Grandma Rosie :: An 80 year old woman who's obsessed about Vanity..... She's pretty stupid and narcissistic but hey when you give birth to 4 sons who don't even like you, I'd probably end up like that too.
2.) Uncle MoleFace :: The oldest of the 4 sons...the evilest one who manipulates his brothers, brainwashes his mother, and uses his wife...... (Trust me... he's the main source of all this family chaos...)
3.) Aunt Wrinkles :: Nothing personal... but I honestly thought she was my Uncle MoleFace's mother-in-law....until my parents told me she was his wife....
4.) Uncle Matrix :: My friends saw his picture and decided that he'd look like some villan from the Matrix..lol..... anyways.... he's a jobless man who relies on his greedy wife Belle for money and a home to live in .....
5.) Aunt Belle :: DAMN, when I saw this woman in 03' she was like super skinny but after I saw her in 10' she must have gained like 80 + lb ....... oh yeah... and she LOVES TO COLLECT JEWLERY. My god! I swear I never want to visit her again ! Everytime I fly back to visit, my parents always get into a fight cuz she always asks us to buy her SOLID GOLD RINGS, SOLID SILVER BRACELETS, and anything that's jewlery related....
6.) Dad :: Well my dad's pretty awesome and all but I swear he always listens/believes the people around him (aka friends and brothers) more than he does towards me, my mom, and my brother.....
7.) Mom :: I love her just like I love my dad, but GEEZ, she needs to seriously stop starting all these random fights with me and my dad. She accuses me of liking my dad more (which is not true cuz I love them equally) only cuz I get into all these fights with her.... But I suppose that she's deserves the most sympathy...dealing with a bitchy mother in law, raising 2 kids, and trying to get a job....
8.) Uncle Buns :: ( Okay, I'm starting to run out of names... don't judge me ) He's just as annoying of an ass like Uncle MoleFace.... He loves brand names, money, and his mistress... (Don't hold your breath, there's one other uncle here with a mistress too...)
9.) Aunt Lily :: GOSH she's just like Aunt Belle too....... They both Love brand names and money....
(Just for the record.... there are some more characters I'll introduce later....)
It began in the December of 08' , when my Aunt Lily found out that her supposedly faithful husband, Uncle Buns, had been cheating on her for about.... 10 YEARS!!!! (Yeah I'm not kidding it took her that long to find out, but hey don't blame me for not telling her, my parents and me only found about it after she called the police on him when they got into a fight) But then again I should have totally seen that one coming. Uncle Buns knocks Aunt Lily up, and 5 years after my cousin, Brandon, is born, he claims that he has to "leave for another country to find work". Well actually he really did need to find work, but during his time there in another country, he falls for some divorced whore named Vivi who still freaking lives with her ex husband. (Now I don't know what Uncle Buns sees in this chick, but from what I've heard...she needs a green card. And you can apparently get one by marrying someone with one.....hmmmmm... I wonder if there's a connection there...) And if you thought that that sucked, imagine your husband's family knowing about the affair (or at least most of them..) and actually SUPPORTING IT.... You see, Grandma Rosie actually knew about the affair and told Uncle Buns that he made a good choice in cheating on Aunt Lily. Okay so maybe Aunt Lily and Grandma Rosie don't get along that well ... but COME ON, There's Brandon to think about !! (The child of Buns and Lily...) Well Grandma Rosie loves him way more than she loves me, but she still doesn't even consider his well being. (Honestly, I wouldn't be suprised if I had half cousins somewhere in this picture right about now) So when Aunt Lily found out, she went all crazy and started taking it all out on Uncle Buns. Her face (from what I imagine) must have been red and fiery with all the blood coming up to her face. She grabbed at least 4 bowls and threw them at Uncle Buns face. (which they all unfortunately missed) They were probably screaming for at least 2 hours yelling their lungs out while Brandon was casually skyping a friend when Aunt Lily called the cops. Seriously, when you can barely speak english and you call the cops on a cheating husband I'll really feel bad for you. why ?? 1.) cheating isn't illegal but it's highly unethical 2.) the cops are probably going to get confused and do nothing 3.) your neighbors are probably going to REALLY FRIGHTENED... especially when you live in paper thin apartments...you CAN HEAR everything....
Lesson the blog....
Please Please Please ! DO NOT CHEAT on your wives, husbands, girlfriends or boyfriends...It really does hurt the other person and what are you gaining from this ??? At least do the favor of getting a divorce or breaking up. And if you have a kid involved... do the kid a favor by quietly dissolving this matter...(btw those bowls Aunt Lily threw were my favorite >.< I can't believe she used them...) Just because you don't love each other anymore doesn't mean you should hurt the kid. That child is probably going to the victim of this chaos. And if you know of someone who's cheating on their partner, please tell them to stop before everyone gets hurt. Adultry is an UGLY issue. It's true that everyone deserves happiness, but gaining it through the most unethical ways will make it only just a temporary illusion.......
To be Continued !!!! Next Episode of My Dramatic Life :: " The Unknown Greed that Devours Us "
